Boy, I sure shouldn't have bought new trash cans . . .
The wheels fell off my three-year-old trash cans. So, I went to Lowe's and bought new ones. I filled one halfway up with trash, and left it out at the curb.When I got home, it was still sitting there, still half-filled with garbage. It had a DayGlo green sticker on it notifying me that I violated the Ypsilanti City Ordinance, which prohibits containers larger than 32 gallons. My new one is 50. I bought two. Which, I might add, was the apparent equivalent of tearing up $70 into little pieces and flushing them down the toilet. Curious, I looked up the City Ordinances online, and curiously, they don't say that anywhere I could find. I searched under "trash" and "garbage." I tried "receptacle" and "container." I tried "32" and "gallon." Nothing anywhere at all. What kind of city puts only some of its ordinances online? Our kind of city, that's what. Oh, well, I guess I'll email my City Councilman, and maybe he can show me where the ordinance is, or if we even have one. Or, if he has a chance to read this, maybe he'll grace my blog with the favor of a comment. I sure wouldn't want to be a lawyer violating the law and claiming that I didn't know what the law was for the silly-ass reason that nobody bothered to write it down anywhere I could find. Anyone want to buy two practically new, 50 gallon trash cans, used only once, in mint condition? I'll give you a deal. I'll even throw some trash in for free . . . UPDATE: The notice is here. UPDATE: Thanks to Mayor Schreiber for explaining that this is a guideline, and I guess then apparently not an ordinance, which would mean (thank goodness) that I won't be spending the weekend in jail. To the contrary, I exceeded the guidelines (who knew?), which are published on the City's site, and very easy to find. They aren't in the ordinances at all! All you have to do is go to the City's site at www.cityofypsilanti.com, click on City Departments, click on Public Works, click on Trash and Waste Services, and then click on Trash Service. How logical is that? I can't believe I missed it. UPDATE: Mayor Schreiber moved the Trash Guidelines to the front page of the web site. Thank you! :) |


















